I spent the past weekend in south florida with my dad, at our yacht. On saturday, Dad decided we should have friends over for lunch and cocktails. Dad went on to make Mojitos, or what he called Mojitos. It was basically a vat of rum, ice, and mint leaves. I took a sip and started coughing. My dad took a sip and said “thats that HEY BABY recipe!” I had four rum and mint leave drinks, and ended up sleeping from 3pm-9pm passed out in the middle position, most likely weeping while I slept. My dad proceeded to have 4 of these concoctions, go to the beach, and then go to a cocktail/dinner party that evening. My dad is almost 60 and can handle his booze better. FML
