This weekend I am headed to a wedding where a member of DA BEARS, The Chicago Bears is the groom. As a result of this, many of DA BEARS will be in attendance, and yes the ones that come to mind will be there. I have been thinking about this, and this weekend will basically be a melting pot of testosterone. At 6’2 160 pounds dripping wet and afraid of the benchpress in a public setting, I should fit in perfectly. That being said, “After some major fucking testing, it was found that my sperm count was that of a stallion. I agree, I’m built like a motherfucking centaur.”
Bring it NFL. Note: apparently there will be a putt putt golf tournament this weekend. The answer is yes, I am dressing up. Pics to come.
