ESPN and NBA Sources have told tell me that Lebrons Show to nite will be from inside a private jet with Lebron and his homies. There will be a call in hotline where viewers can vote for their favorite new team. But Lebron doesnt care about your vote. He’s Lebron!! Lil Wayne is set to perform inside the Jet, then sip syrup and mack on hoes. Afterwards, Top Chef will have a quick fire challenge. You know Bron Bron gots to eat!!! Then the plane will land in the Bahamas where LeBron will be greeted by Tupac Shakur and Barry Sanders and announce, Peace out bitches. I retire!
