SINS: Sorry I'm Not Sorry

50 YEARS FROM NOW

drned:

GRANDSON: “Grandpa, what did you do during the inauguration of Barack Obama?”

ME: “well, i slept through most of it, little Timmy. then i got up and took a couple resin hits for good measure, and spent the remainder of it making silly comments on my blog”

GRANDSON: “whats a blog, Grandpa?”

ME: “it was like a circlejerk. a great biiiiiiiig circlejerk.”

GRANDSON: “whats a…”

ME: “look, forget i said anything. here’s an Obama quarter and some ice cream pills, go play with your hoverboard with the little quad-racial kid next door or something”.

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