Dear Dr. King and Mr. Obama:
Look, I owe you both an apology. Dr. King, all this time I have been praying to Little Baby Jesus for my one dream in life, and Mr. Obama, I did not vote for you, and I spoke out against you. Yesterday, on the birthday of Dr. King and the eve of Mr. Obama’s historic and epic inauguration, you both delivered me to my dreams. You had a dream Dr. King, and Mr. Obama you have brought hope into my life, as you have many Americans.
For many years, I have dreamed and hoped for a more organized and streamlined approached to Cougar Hunting. For years, there was a cougar here, and a cougar there, but not cougars everywhere, under one roof, one nation. But on the fateful day of January 19th, 2009 the two of you delivered to me a start, a beginning, a hope. A reason to say “yes we can” effectively cougar hunt. The Orlando Cougar Club (OCC)-“a social club for beautiful women over 30 and the men who love them” found my attention. Is this what manifest destiny feels like?
Within hours of learning of this gift, this dream come true, I was in touch with the founder of the OCC extending an invitation to all Orlando area cougars to my party on February 6th.
Welcome to the CougarDome, Bitch.
