I love getting friend requests on facebook from girls who “know” famous friends of mine. I picture their thought process being as follows:
“OMG he wrote on _____’s wall about a party and has the balls to give him/her shit?!?!?! OMG OMG OMG _____ replied back on his wall…OMG OMG CUPCAKES..I’M SO HUNGRY”
Cupcakes will be served at the party, your crush will be there, You aren’t invited. SINS.
