After completing an extremely complex mathematical equation, I have a 17% chance of making it out of my birthday party alive (feb 6th @ Rok Room in Orlando). I have taken out a life insurance policy due to this, and I now live with complete disregard and reckless abandon with total lack of rational thought or reasonable decision making. Example: I slept till 5pm on sunday, Sorry I’m Not Sorry.
Also, I need a date to this extravaganza, sorry 20something but you dont fit the bill.
Requirements:
1) have a child closer in age to me than the date herself.
2) have a wheelbarrow of cash from a recent divorce
3) have no regard for safety, law, or apologies.
4) dress classy, there will be pictures taken.
Its a long road, but i shall find mi lady.
