SINS: Sorry I'm Not Sorry

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When assessing my 20 year plan. I realize that marriage is somewhere in the 15-20 yr range. Which means one thing. Somewhere across this great land, my future wife is learning how to write cursive, and tie her shoes.
However, dedicated readers will know that it will not be this little girl.
Did I offend you? Have a cocktail. Sorry, I’m not Sorry.

When assessing my 20 year plan. I realize that marriage is somewhere in the 15-20 yr range. Which means one thing. Somewhere across this great land, my future wife is learning how to write cursive, and tie her shoes.

However, dedicated readers will know that it will not be this little girl.

Did I offend you? Have a cocktail. Sorry, I’m not Sorry.