Lucky for me, I am artfully skilled at bare hand fighting. Therefore, I do not pay for my groceries, I don’t even shop for groceries. I go to the store with a list. I then wait by the checkout lines, and when I see a weak individual with the majority (26%) of the items on my list. Then, barehand them to the ground, kill them, and then walk out to my car, load the groceries, put on Sarah Mclachan and drive home at a reasonable, safe speed.
