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Big Butts Good For Health

Ladies,

Are you self conscious about your pear shaped rump? No need to go to the hip-hop clubs for attention, there is a new study out that says your rump may protect you from diseases, like a shield from the braveheart battle fields…or maybe even from the fields of 300.

You can read the story here. But from now on, when you look in the mirror, over the shoulder, at your rump just say “Yea, these pants do make me look fat, sorry i’m not sorry that im disease free, thanks rumpshield!”