New Years Eve. Eating a 5 course meal with the co-founder of this revolution, and a cougar approaches. She crawls through the tall grass of the jungle and attacks rapidly. After establishing that we are not gay, we quickly are told the following…
“I have 4 children. I am going through a divorce. I need someone to kiss at midnight, and either of you are perfect for the job”
Cougars. 2009. Its a lifestyle. Sorry I’m Not Sorry.
