Earlier this week, a friend of my sister’s worked for Wu-Tang for the day as their personal bitch. For those of you unaware of how the music industry works, when an artist/group has a gig, they have a “rider”. A rider is like a christmas wish list, that the venue has to deliver on…basically items to have back stage for the band (e.g. white candles, blue M&Ms, hookers).
Well, Wu-Tang clan has won the Rider battle. Are you a musician and didn’t know your rider was battling Wu-Tang’s? Well, you lost.
The first thing listed on Wu-Tang’s rider list for a show in LANCASTER, PA was 6 boxes of Magnum Condoms. WU-WANG! Are you kidding boys? I mean fuck, I figured Ol Dirty Bastard rocked low, but good lord. 6 BOXES? If 3 condoms come in each box, you fools are setting up to have sex with the equivalent of a homeroom class.
Wrap it before you attack it, no love without a glove….Wu-Tang, the gangsters of Wu-Wang…make no apologies.
