SINS: Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Email--NopeNotApologizing(at)gmail(dot)com
Look Bernie,
I have to distance myself from you. You took this “Sorry I’m Not Sorry” thing way too far.  I’m not into this to scam, cheat or lie to people. I’m in it for the memories, for the lifestyle possibilities that come with approaching every situation without a ready apology, aka no safety net. But bern-dog, com’on.  Look, pretty soon I am going to have to assemble a Dream Team for the 2009 No Apologies Tour tour bus and I cant have you taking people’s shit and giving it to others to make up for stuff they gave you before. You know how Rachel Hunter gets with her cheetos! I can’t have that drama because drama leads to apologies and those are just not allowed this coming year. Sorry Bernie, you took it too far, and its time for you to either get shot, or rot in jail.
I’m really glad you got caught, bernie-nator. Sorry I’m not sorry, but you have a lot of apologizing to do mister, you know better.

Look Bernie,

I have to distance myself from you. You took this “Sorry I’m Not Sorry” thing way too far.  I’m not into this to scam, cheat or lie to people. I’m in it for the memories, for the lifestyle possibilities that come with approaching every situation without a ready apology, aka no safety net. But bern-dog, com’on.  Look, pretty soon I am going to have to assemble a Dream Team for the 2009 No Apologies Tour tour bus and I cant have you taking people’s shit and giving it to others to make up for stuff they gave you before. You know how Rachel Hunter gets with her cheetos! I can’t have that drama because drama leads to apologies and those are just not allowed this coming year. Sorry Bernie, you took it too far, and its time for you to either get shot, or rot in jail.

I’m really glad you got caught, bernie-nator. Sorry I’m not sorry, but you have a lot of apologizing to do mister, you know better.