SINS: Sorry I'm Not Sorry

Email--NopeNotApologizing(at)gmail(dot)com

In order to complete my quest of no apologies in 2009, I have taken out a $100,000 life insurance policy with State Farm. I now make decisions without regret, rational thinking, or second guesses.

Should I die while not apologizing, my family will receive $100,000 with a gift card that reads “Throw a badass funeral, don’t you dare apologize.”