I’ll be honest. I dodged a bullet last night. During my travels this week, a mutual friend set me up with what I can only assume is a lady of the night, to show me around downtown Athens, Georgia. I was told she answered to Jamison—as in the porn star Jenna, and the stiff liquor in the green bottle. Traditionally, women who share names with either a porn-star or a stiff bottle of liquor traditionally is either a stripper want to be porn-star, or a drunk Tranny. Either way, I was in serious jeopardy of losing an eye. To be honest, I do not have many redeeming qualities, so the loss of a baby blue really was not an option. Although, my eyes are green. But I think you get the point. Phone turned off, woke up in the morning to watch Saved By The Bell reruns with both eyes. What A Blessing.
