Well Played Good Sirs and Madams. Welcome to The 2009 No Apologies Tour
When I was 7 I made my mom cry at dinner with laughter everynight and she would say "write that down". Well, I couldn't write when I was 7. She continued to say that line for years, and this is finally my attempt to write my thoughts down. I'm an only child, and that explains everything. Wish granted Mom, Aren't you proud?
In 2009 there will be no apologizing, and I'm not sorry about that. I invite you to join me in this quest for unbridled unapologetic action. It will be quite a ride, 365 days and not one single apology
Watch out Facebookers, If you are a douche-bag (male or female). Im coming for you.
Douche-Nozzle Volume 1.0. Congrats on your $545.00 winnings, now you can finally pay your rent. Love the sunglasses bro, I know how bright it is in those casinos…not to mention unbearably hot…so smart move on the sleeveless cut-off button down. I hate when the gel drips into my eyes too—bandana? CHECK. DELISH Daquiri! Heyyyy-OH!
PS, you have something on your Ear..oh, thats a stud? NO YOU ARE!
