Lebron James’ Teammate and Cleveland Cavaliers Guard was arrested last week while riding his motorcycle. Sounds innocent enough, until you learn he was carrying 2 LOADED HANDGUNS AND A LOADED SHOTGUN IN A GUITAR CASE WHILE RIDING THE MOTORCYCLE….I have trouble balancing on a single geared beach cruiser bicycle with a beach chair, much less a multiple thousand pound motorcycle, guitar case and 3 guns, loaded. In terms of balance, hats off to DeLonte. In terms of common sense, god damn it DeLonte.
PS. You have something on your lip. No, down a little, to the left, up a little, to the left. Yup, ok. You got it. Its gone…Kind Of.