SINS: Sorry I'm Not Sorry

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Since when is it acceptable to post awkward photos on social media of your pregnancy? I recently have seen entire photo albums of Facebook of people holding various fruits and vegetables to the side of the pregnant stomachs as if to prove to me just how large they are getting. Congrats, you are the size of a cantaloupe, now I need a new breakfast melon. Thanks. Even after your child is born. I do not want to see photos FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM OF YOUR CHILD COVERED IN PLACENTA (yes, that has happened), or videos of your kids dancing naked (especially if they are 12), or even to know how annoyed you are that you planned on going to the starbucks drive through but “NOOOO, CRANKY BABY DIDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN”. Back away from the computer.  Put down your smart phone. I am also not “liking” your status that your kid is still sleeping. I’m not sure if I am more scared of the gun or the stretch marks.

Since when is it acceptable to post awkward photos on social media of your pregnancy? I recently have seen entire photo albums of Facebook of people holding various fruits and vegetables to the side of the pregnant stomachs as if to prove to me just how large they are getting. Congrats, you are the size of a cantaloupe, now I need a new breakfast melon. Thanks. Even after your child is born. I do not want to see photos FROM THE DELIVERY ROOM OF YOUR CHILD COVERED IN PLACENTA (yes, that has happened), or videos of your kids dancing naked (especially if they are 12), or even to know how annoyed you are that you planned on going to the starbucks drive through but “NOOOO, CRANKY BABY DIDN’T LET THAT HAPPEN”. Back away from the computer.  Put down your smart phone. I am also not “liking” your status that your kid is still sleeping.

REALLY?

I’m not sure if I am more scared of the gun or the stretch marks.

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