January 2009
59 posts
December 2008
25 posts
Fuck off 2008
Amen Sister, Living Fine in 09..what a line (did i just inadvertently extend said line?!?!…sorry im not sorry)
soorya:
Bring it on to living fine in 2009.
Dear notnewyork
For future reference, this was a perfect scenario to end with “Sorry I’m Not Sorry”. Next time antikris. Next time.
antikris:
Shut the fuck up, dickbag. New York City is mainly transplants. Us transplants who have been here long enough know proper sidewalk/subway/cab/bar etiquette. So eat my big, fat, non existent dick. xx AntiKris
A La Text
Me: Let's get a drink tonite
Her: I can't go out tonite, I have to get up at 5:30am for work tomorrow
Me: Damn that sucks.
Her: I wanna be on you
Me: Okay, I will drink at home. How long till you can get here? I can be naked in, oops already am, sorry im not sorry.
Her: I already finished. Sorry I'm not sorry.
In Conclusion: So fucking epic I am crying.
In order to complete my quest of no apologies in 2009, I have taken out a $100,000 life insurance policy with State Farm. I now make decisions without regret, rational thinking, or second guesses.
Should I die while not apologizing, my family will receive $100,000 with a gift card that reads “Throw a badass funeral, don’t you dare apologize.”
SINS Facebook. →
